Being a night owl, I get the opportunity to watch things late at night into the morning hours. I’m almost convinced that everything on during these times are directed at men with major issues. I just walked into my living room and a commercial literally said “A clean colon is key to living longer”. Really? I had no clue, I guess I better go out and get some butt douche or colon blow. Oooo, even better yet I could call the number on the tv and talk with a complete stranger about getting my colon cleaned out ASAP!
Another commercial that I see very VERY often is the Extenze commercial. For those of you left out in the dark, it is a “male enhancement”. It “could” make a guy bigger and “possibly” make his sex life better. Shit, they even have a female version of it. They claim that 40-billion tablets have been sold in the USA already. Way to toss out a really big number to hook the people watching this late at night. Either one guy is taking 40-billion tablets and hes really huge *wink* and enjoying amazing orgasms with his blow up doll or people are really buying into this shit. I’ll knock anything, but also dont blame a person to make themselves better, but come on.
They you have one of my favorites. When it comes on, I have to look up from what ever I’m reading to watch, even for a second. Girls gone wild! Really? Girls doing anything to pay the price for a ten second piece of fame. When did that start? Daddy’s little girl going out removing all her clothes in front of a camera and getting very little in return. I can imagine they have girls lining up to do this for free, so I doubt they get any cash out of it. True story, I was seeing a girl that told me in a enthusiastically maner how one of her friend’s slept with the whole crew to get on one of the movies. Wait, not movies, more like a skin flick. Except it really is the girl next door on vacation at a tropical location paid, most likely, by their old man. I love karma, she is THEE bitch.
There’s countless others that play again and again during late night/early morning, but these I see often enough to actually think about them.
